Police Story Buff Gifts

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

First Speeding Fine.

Mr Potatohead in the witness protection program.

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

Good news - we've found your car.

"I should have realised she'd poisoned my dinner. It tasted much nicer than usual."