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Might Versus Right.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Fish mobsters.

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

Fake Counterfeit Money

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'