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Might Versus Right.

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'We know you're in there Bannerwitz! Now open the dam door!!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Fake Counterfeit Money

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'