Police Story Fans Gifts

'Has anyone seen Rory? He should be back from his break in Essex by now.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"Puss in cement boots"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

The evidence destroyed

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Moses as a mobster.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

The growing problem of employee theft.

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Mafia Nursery Rhymes - sorry Weazel, I'm gonna have to pop you.

'Don't feel so bad about this. I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes.'

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

Sewee-Cide.