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"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

'Hmm, tastes like chicken, you say? Funny how you would be familiar with the taste of chicken. Detective Burns, I think we've found our murderer.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

"Paper or plastic?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

Handcuffs.

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Make it look like an accident"

'...Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

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Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

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