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The hostage rescue team

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's your turn to change him."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

"This isn't what I had in mind! I thought being an adult meant my very own sports car, a huge mansion, endless trips to the arcade!"

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

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