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The hostage rescue team

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"It's your turn to change him."

"It covers up all the debt."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

"Why fly south?"

VOODOO lite

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

A bee reads a horror story.

Oh, sorry, I didn

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."