Crime Comic Fans Gifts

'Remember, not Barclays, that's where our money is...'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Mou...Man trap!

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'Not much cop are you!'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'Okay, I'll give you the money, but this could negatively affect your credit rating.'

Man sees his double in ID parade. Policeman says: 'Please indicate which of these men stole your identity.'

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Good Mop, Bad Mop.

The Codfather.

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

Therapy among thieves

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

"Money or your beard!"

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'