Crime Comic Fan Gifts

'I still think burglar tools OUGHT to be deductible!'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

Mou...Man trap!

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Not much cop are you!'

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

A spy

Stand and Deliver

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

Back in 2 to 5 years.

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.