Crime Genre Fan Gifts

"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

WH Smith make huge losses, scallieschavs decide to shop-lift elsewhere.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat Burglar

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Minority Report

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The evidence destroyed

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Crime in bookshop

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

Moses as a mobster.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.