Crime Genre Fan Prints

"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

WH Smith make huge losses, scallieschavs decide to shop-lift elsewhere.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Cat Burglar

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Crime in bookshop

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

The evidence destroyed

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

'Not much cop are you!'

Moses as a mobster.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."