Comedic Crime Fan Gifts

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Mother chastises son over stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics', I know it was you.'

Police crime scene.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Not much cop are you!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Law 'N' Order

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."