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"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Mother chastises son over stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics', I know it was you.'

Police crime scene.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Minority Report

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Not much cop are you!'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'Our crime figures are down!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

Law 'N' Order

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

'I'm hoping to get into Crime Sprees.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

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