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Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'Not much cop are you!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Police Lineup Escape

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."