Crime Scene Comic Lovers Gifts

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Dolphin tricks.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mob Shrink

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

Oh, sorry, I didn

'Bad dog!'

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

"He's currently unavailable. Would you care to wait?"

Police crime scene.

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

'We now have a suspect in the shocking knife attack on the tails of three sight impaired victims. However, the only thing police know about her at this point is that she's married to a farmer.'