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'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

Dolphin tricks.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mob Shrink

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

Laurel and Hardy police protection - "And don't worry about informing on the mob. I've arranged that two of my men give you 24 hour proctection."

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

'Bad dog!'

"He promised to get a job when he get parole - so he's seeing how to get into the church."

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

Agatha Christie's Greenway Now Open.

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

Police crime scene.

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

"It appears the water pressue on the bidet misfired and she blew up like a pufferfish..."

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

'We'll need a fast car... In approximately ten minutes...'

"But on the other hand..."

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'