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"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Mou...Man trap!

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

Arrest of La Tuta

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"Yes, I appreciate the fact that you need a good criminal defence lawyer. Unfortunately, I'm the person you mugged!"

"So, Poirot, mon ami, do you like using our little grey cells?"

"That's not really Joey, it's a hologram. He needs a good alibi for tonight."

Egg-Trafficker Apprehended

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

"Your deductions, Mr Holmes, aren't brilliant! They're stupid!"

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"No wonder, they've taken all the good stuff."

Police crime scene.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

'Our top story: Biker gang member wins release on bail. In other news, 15 witnesses develop amnesia.'

"Try thinking of this as a totally immersive performance art installation."

'Honest, I love it, but I really don't think the publishing house can successfully market 'Crime for Dummies'.'

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

Mystery Murder

'The hours are short, there's no night work, and, best of all, you don't need a fence.'

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

'I'm to defend you.'

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'