Crime-themed Comics Lover Prints

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Mou...Man trap!

"I'll never understand it. I followed the generally accepted principles of embezzling."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"I couldn't finish that book either."

Arrest of La Tuta

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Yes, I appreciate the fact that you need a good criminal defence lawyer. Unfortunately, I'm the person you mugged!"

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"So, Poirot, mon ami, do you like using our little grey cells?"

"Well, as an ichthyologist I have to correct you. Fish don't sleep per-se. . ."

Egg-Trafficker Apprehended

"That's not really Joey, it's a hologram. He needs a good alibi for tonight."

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

"No wonder, they've taken all the good stuff."

Police crime scene.

Criminals reading book entitled:'Tinker,tailor,soldier,grass'.

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

'Our top story: Biker gang member wins release on bail. In other news, 15 witnesses develop amnesia.'

'Honest, I love it, but I really don't think the publishing house can successfully market 'Crime for Dummies'.'

"Try thinking of this as a totally immersive performance art installation."

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

Mystery Murder

'The hours are short, there's no night work, and, best of all, you don't need a fence.'

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

'I'm to defend you.'

'Here's my card. Call me when you get caught.'

"But on the other hand..."