Police Drama Fan Gifts

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"I'm just doing this temporarily. Our usual police artist is off sick."

'Sir, do you recognize the individual who burned down your village, and stole all your women?'

"You're not getting anything out me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger then pull."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'You got a search warrant?'

'I hate to shoot you both, but the paperwork is actually simpler this way.'

'Is he expecting you?'

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

'I feel like I'm your muse.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Of course I know what's in the boot, there's twice as much space as most other vehicles, that's what's in the boot.'

'Okay, I'll come quietly. I can see you've got me surrounded.'

Robber running from cop hides in "whacky, waving, inflatable arm flailing tube man".

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"He's never watched Line of Duty."

Wimpy Harry

Fingerprint Rationing

"There might have been some carelessness on my part, but it was mostly just good police work."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"He did it!"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'