Cop Drama Fan Gifts

Al Pacino

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Bribery and Corruption.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"He did it!"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

A spy

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Our crime figures are down!'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Law 'N' Order

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

How TV Causes Violence

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'You got a search warrant?'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"