Cop Drama Fan Mugs

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Bribery and Corruption.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Newton's Law and Order.

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

A spy

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Our crime figures are down!'

Law 'N' Order

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."