Police Drama Fans Mugs

'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it - it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.'

"I don't think 'Allo 'Allo what's goin' on 'ere then' will achieve much Constable Brown."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Law 'N' Order

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'I'm in the not-so-serious crime squad, actually'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

How TV Causes Violence

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Al Pacino

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'