Police Comedy Buff Gifts

He could spot a plainclothes officer a mile away. So they used a fancy-clothes officer.

Backfire

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

"Beware of the frog"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Miami Mice

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

About time!