Police Humor Buff Gifts

'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Projection

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Messing Up My Metrics

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

Oh, sorry, I didn

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

Christmas Police

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."