Police Humor Buff Prints

'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

Christmas Police

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Avon calling..!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."