Police Work Humorist Gifts

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Projection

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Messing Up My Metrics

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

Oh, sorry, I didn

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Christmas Police

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Avon calling..!"

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.