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'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

First Speeding Fine.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

'I don't care if they do help you remember which role you're supposed to be playing. Take them off!'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

Good news - we've found your car.

Might Versus Right.

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'