Police Buff T-Shirts

"Come on out, Duke...last chance for a ride downtown in the front seat with the window open! Don't make us use the bully stick or the squeaky toys!"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Military style hedgehog

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Especially modified you say..."

Milkin' Impossible

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

'Why is it always about me?'

Wall Street...

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Birds on the wing

Newton's Law and Order.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

US fears missile competition.

US aid to Ukraine

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'