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'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

Police chief holding paper with headline 'Policing the Binge Culture' - 'He's started drinking 24 hours a day'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

"Er...Can you remind me of the offside laws officer?"

'Why is it always about me?'

Policeman pointing at dog who has fouled the pavement when his horse has done the same thing

Navigator refusing to be moved on by a small policeman.

'Do you believe in reincarceration?'

'... and when I snap my fingers, you will completely forget that I was doing 87 in a 45 mph zone...'

'Your security system works too well!'

"Way too hammered to step out of the vehicle, officer, how's about you hop in."

Privatized Jails

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"...What would you do if some abused your children?"

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Maybe crime doesn't pay, but there are a lot of tax advantages.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

"No mask on? $250 fine!"

"Officer, that guy just took my poll. Do something."

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"I'm out! A free man. Done my time. Paid my debt to society. Strike that off my bucket list."

"Get me Roger Stone. . . Roger, your sentence is being reduced! How does zero sound?"

This town ain't big enough for the both of us, Angel!

'Remember now, there's a 10 day waiting period.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"I had you doing warp in a 65."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.

"Police brutality is a thing of the past, mate, these days we apply structured query language!"

What's 'e done, Governor?

"Okay, folks, you win!"