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"Ignorance of the law is no excuse." "I didn't know that, either..."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I don't make the rules, folks -- I just carry them down the mountain.'

'I learned in school today that you can't take the Fifth Amendment on a spelling test.'

Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...

Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'

How to avoid law.

File this one as well will you Geoff...

Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit

USA Express Deportation

'I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my licence and now you want to see it!'

Barr's Pursuit of Justice.

Ignorance of the Law

A smoking ban now applies to all indoor spaces.

'He only got this job through positive discrimination.'

'I'm afraid my gag order also applies to thought balloons, counselor.'

'Do you have any idea how fast you were chasing me?'

So it's illegal to use a cell phone while driving.

'As your attorney I'm advising you to get another attorney.'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

'This case involves big bucks. Now. Just how many bucks can you afford to lose?'

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'This is a free country! You can't arrest me for having a right angled caption!'

'Objection!!'

Stand Your Ground Laws.

"Et Tu Brutus."

'Someone, help me! Everything I was put in here for is now legal!'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"By the way, your Honor, both my client and I wholeheartedly support the pay hike for federal judges."

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"I can't believe they convicted me without a body."

Sue the Author 3PM

"You're fired."

"I'm suing you for false advertising."