Law Buff Pillows

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse." "I didn't know that, either..."

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I don't make the rules, folks -- I just carry them down the mountain.'

'I learned in school today that you can't take the Fifth Amendment on a spelling test.'

Driverless cars were presenting new policing challenges...

File this one as well will you Geoff...

How to avoid law.

Smart drug pharmacy was vigilant about upholding health privacy laws.'

"It's a pretty standard contract - just sign here below, ' ... and hung by the neck until dead.'"

Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit

USA Express Deportation

'I wish you people would make up your minds! The judge took away my licence and now you want to see it!'

Ignorance of the Law

'This is a free country! You can't arrest me for having a right angled caption!'

Law of Gravity Strictly Enforced.

'I'm afraid my gag order also applies to thought balloons, counselor.'

"Here's a new song I've written…allegedly."

So it's illegal to use a cell phone while driving.

'As your attorney I'm advising you to get another attorney.'

'He only got this job through positive discrimination.'

'Someone, help me! Everything I was put in here for is now legal!'

A smoking ban now applies to all indoor spaces.

Barr's Pursuit of Justice.

'Objection!!'

'This case involves big bucks. Now. Just how many bucks can you afford to lose?'

Stand Your Ground Laws.

"Et Tu Brutus."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

'Do you have any idea how fast you were chasing me?'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

Policeman at opticians, reading eye chart that says 'ELLO ELLO ELLO'

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Government surveillance has got me worried. What if it turns out Uncle Sam is collecting millions of phone records? But not mine. What if millions are under surveillance, but not me? How fair is that? Medical surveillance might be appropriate.