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Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

Planet of the Lawyers

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"Great news, Mr. Corrigan. That large, life-threatening lump we removed from your back turned out to be your lawyer."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"I think it's a subpoena!"

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Upholding the Law

Ignorance of the Law

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Judge

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

Executing Detainees Using Waterboarding Evidence

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

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"My agent."