History Of Law Buff Pillows

Barristers

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Sue the Author 3PM

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'Why is it always about me?'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Privatized Jails

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Ignorance of the Law

Upholding the Law

Judge

"Love is grand... divorce is a hundred grand."