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'You have the right to keep very, very still.'

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Barristers

Sue the Author 3PM

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Planet of the Lawyers

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Why is it always about me?'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Privatized Jails

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

Newton's Law and Order.

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I think it's a subpoena!"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Upholding the Law

Ignorance of the Law

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'...can you tell me how to blame Obama for all that?'

Judge