Police Procedure Buff T-Shirts

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'Why is it always about me?'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

Privatized Jails

Newton's Law and Order.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

"I want to report a race crime.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

Police Line Up.

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

What's 'e done, Governor?

'Maybe crime doesn't pay, but there are a lot of tax advantages.'