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Canine Police Line Up.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'Why is it always about me?'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

Wall Street...

Newton's Law and Order.

Privatized Jails

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Speaking as an experienced plastic surgeon, believe me when I tell you there's no such thing as a "snout job."

"I want to report a race crime.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

Connected Intersections Challenge

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

Police Line Up.

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

Brain surgery sneeze - 'Gesundheit...!'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

'Your security system works too well!'

What's 'e done, Governor?

"Here's my final exam. My lawyer said I didn't have to answer any of these questions."

"I had you doing warp in a 65."

Cow Air Bags.