Police Code Buff T-Shirts

Pregnant Juliets nurse using police code to threaten Romeo

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Why is it always about me?'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Privatized Jails

Newton's Law and Order.

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Physics toy.

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

What code violations?

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'