Pregnant Juliets nurse using police code to threaten Romeo
Police Code Buff Prints
Decorate their office or home with art prints celebrating police codes and law enforcement lingo. A thoughtful gift that combines humor, pride, and a love for the fascinating language of policing.
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
Health and Safety Gone Mad.
"We'll get there when we get there!"
Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.
"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."
"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."
'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'
'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'
'Why is it always about me?'
"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."
'DNA...nature's bar code.'
Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.
'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'
Wall Street...
"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."
Privatized Jails
Newton's Law and Order.
'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'
"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."
"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."
"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'
'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'
"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."
Physics toy.
"I want to report a race crime.'
Driving Mr. Qcrazy
'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'
Connected Intersections Challenge
Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.
'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'
What code violations?
'We know the elephant died when he jumped off the roof. But the other guy? It's a mystery.'
Police Code Buff Prints Collection
Police Code Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for police code buffs — perfect for mornings, breaks, or displaying their passion at work. Find humorous and clever designs that speak their language.
Police Code Buff Pillows
Comfort meets humor with our pillows featuring police codes and funny law enforcement sayings. Great for adding personality to any space and celebrating their interest.
Police Code Buff T-Shirts
Look through our selection of T-shirts for law enforcement enthusiasts. From witty slogans to stylish designs, these shirts are ideal for casual wear and showing off their passion.