Detective Show Lover Gifts

"He's claiming that he was only the armed robber's intern."

Trial by Media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Spoiler alert."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Newton's Law and Order.

A spy

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

"C-Span is our reality television."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Bunny TV.