Detective Drama Fan Prints

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

A spy

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"According to this, he's not telling us everything he knows, Inspector."

Joke Shop.

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"

"Is anyone there?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

Crime Writer's Society.

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

Law 'N' Order

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Any clues?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

"We have ways of making you talk."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."