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Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Nothing's gone wrong in the last hour. That can't be right."

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"It doesn't look too good for Nick and Ashley!"

"Hear the news? Our neighbour has just run off with someone's wife!"

Un Ballo in Maschera murder

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'You know too much!'

A boy acting suspiciously

Cut!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Senta jumps into the sea

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Scarpia from Tosca