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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Joan Hickson

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Slow Night

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Newton's Law and Order.

"Paper or plastic?"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

"He did it!"

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

Al Pacino

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.