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"I'm sure I've seen you on the telly-now what was it? Crimewatch, Police 5, The Bill..."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"We've picked up a tail."

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

Joke Shop.

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

"Unfortunately, I stole the identity of a person with an outstanding warrant."

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"