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"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

Joan Hickson

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Excessive Paperwork

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Violence on TV.

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"We've picked up a tail."

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'