Tv Detective Gifts

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"I'm sure I've seen you on the telly-now what was it? Crimewatch, Police 5, The Bill..."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"He did it!"

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

"We've picked up a tail."

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

Joke Shop.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

The Future of Detective Work

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'