Detective Drama Watcher Gifts

Supermarket store detectives.

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Joan Hickson

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'

"He did it!"

A spy

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Of course it's a rerun...it's a history channel."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Mafia Shrinks

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

The Future of Detective Work

Joke Shop.

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

"Well done my son! There's a shell case in the corner. . .and number that stain."