Crime Series Watcher Gifts

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Billy & Whitey Bulger

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Joan Hickson

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"#notguilty."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Before the riots/after the riots

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Miami Mice

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

Back in 2 to 5 years.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"It was me who did it!"

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

Bottle Opener Sticks 'Em Up For Armed Robber In Liquor Store

Doughnut Criminals