Crime Drama Watcher Gifts

Joan Hickson

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Minority Report

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Slow Night

Before the riots/after the riots

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Newton's Law and Order.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Al Pacino

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Our crime figures are down!'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

Perp Walk Fashion Show