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Mafia Shrinks

Joan Hickson

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Before the riots/after the riots

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"I know your mother."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Stick 'em up!"

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

"It's a Plodcast!"

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

"Of course it's a rerun...it's a history channel."

The Future of Detective Work

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

Sad demise of a workaholic

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Aren't we lucky to be living in a nation of laws!'

"I thought I'd never find you. Your coworkers only say you're away from your desk."

Dirty Deeds

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Billy & Whitey Bulger

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'I made good money - until they added colour to the twenty dollar bills.'

Dablo island: a popular safe haven.

'That's some disturbing shit!'