Crime Documentary Binge-watcher Gifts

"Let's all write down one fun fact about where we like to bury bodies and then we'll try to guess whose is whose."

Joan Hickson

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"I know your mother."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Doughnut Criminals

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

'Seriously, not a single fingerprint?!'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

"It's a Plodcast!"

Mafia Shrinks

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"You understand this was just business."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'

Torontino Blessing - "Ha! Fucking! Ha!"