Crime Documentary Binge-watcher Gifts

"Let's all write down one fun fact about where we like to bury bodies and then we'll try to guess whose is whose."

Joan Hickson

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"I know your mother."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Doughnut Criminals

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Stick 'em up!"

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'Seriously, not a single fingerprint?!'

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

The Future of Detective Work

Mafia Shrinks

"It's a Plodcast!"

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"You can't tell me the police don't notice something like that!"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Sad demise of a workaholic

"You understand this was just business."

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."