Crime Docuseries Binge-watcher Gifts

'And now, a list of today's professional athlete felony assaults....'

Joan Hickson

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Doughnut Criminals

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

'Seriously, not a single fingerprint?!'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

Richard gets the third degree.

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

"The mortgage payments on our new hideout should be somewhat alleviated by our upcoming schedule of bank robberies."

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

Mafia Shrinks

"Did he have any known enemies?"

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"I'm telling ya, it's time to muscle in on this internet thing."

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."