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Mafia Shrinks

Joan Hickson

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Before the riots/after the riots

"I know your mother."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"

"It's a Plodcast!"

I got them to drop the corruption charges, I bribed them.

"Of course it's a rerun...it's a history channel."

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

'Britain's filthiest restaurant!'

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

"I thought I'd never find you. Your coworkers only say you're away from your desk."

'Aren't we lucky to be living in a nation of laws!'

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

Dirty Deeds

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Billy & Whitey Bulger

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

'I made good money - until they added colour to the twenty dollar bills.'

"In 275 years, I've seen it all - fish, water, more fish, more water..."

'That's some disturbing shit!'

Dablo island: a popular safe haven.