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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Slow Night

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Before the riots/after the riots

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Miami Mice

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Paper or plastic?"

Newton's Law and Order.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That's him. Number 3 is the one who attacked me.'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'Our crime figures are down!'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."